i love how the professor is like: whatever’s cool with me
because he loves his daughters THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO MAKE HIM PRETTY HE ACCEPTS THIS
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.
my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield
#how can that big dorito fit behind that little circle (via wintermintsoldier)
Remember to have a Super Breakfast!
“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer
panic! at the doorway
well at least someone closed the goddamn door