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long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day

(Source: flapwagon, via starspangledmanwithnoplan)


i am 100% for women responding very rudely and aggressively to disgusting unsolicited messages or dick pics from men on the internet

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your follower count will determine the number of babies you’ll have with your icon

Uhm 50 banana human hybrids

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there’s no longer blood flowing through my veins

only video games

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i am the human version of the first piece of bread

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